Been working on these for the past couple of weeks. The beginning to a fairy tale idea that I have going on in my head….not really sure where I’m gonna go with this, but here is the beginning of it!
Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
You don’t fuck with Adele
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
Still a trend setter
how to get gays’ attention
mom: did you do that thing i asked you to do
can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets
The Art of Lying
these are the billboard signs I’d like to see while driving instead of Viagra or some shit